I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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