when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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