She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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