Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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