But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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