Where did you get a picture of my penis
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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