they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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