so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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