the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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