Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
The ass gains better be worth it
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