wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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