The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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