He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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