im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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