Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
This is the high leading the old right now
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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