remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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