I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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