The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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