$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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