Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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