I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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