New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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