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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid

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