Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
this beer tastes like vomit already
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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