Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
accomplished twins. life is a go
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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