So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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