OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
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Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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