This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
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Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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