My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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