officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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