Why are handjobs necessary in class?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
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the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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