Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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