worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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