you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
So much Jack, so little girl.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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