They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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