great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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