Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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