This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Randomize
