who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Your penis caused this!
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Randomize
