I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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