billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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