whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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