Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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