bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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