Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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