Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The beers last night were like the tears from god
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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