We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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