K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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