Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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