Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Randomize
