i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
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you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
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i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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