do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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