The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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