none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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