So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
another moral hangover. fuck.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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