This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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